Sunday, August 29, 2010

Blisters On Dog's Gums

Five ways to show that an ovary sucks fight with Him, when in reality you are ruined ...

Everything comes after my long experience as Dr. Love , take me to see the world with eyes cold and heartless. Eyes that do not reflect feelings, but they are glass balls that are the reality that American TV at 15.00 hrs. (?) And like a good freak, I like to enumerate and endless lists of things to do / not do in such and such a case. In this post, how to show the prototype of man, with whom you thought you were going to be happy, you were going to get married and have children, a white cottage style house with windows and doors, a pine tree in the front and a golden dog "I catharsis maaaal Retriever, sorry, you no longer no longer be interested in him, when we all know (even you yourself) which is a blatant lie feminist for not giving the taste.
No more laps, "Five ways to show that an ovary sucks fight with Him, when in reality you are ruined ..."



1 - In your nickname on Messenger, Facebook and Twiiter state of phrases, put up where everyone can see how happy you're not that heavy weight. to say: "You can go to China in a rocket, go and get yourself a fool to do your favor;)" - "It bored me to the same music, your chorus of complaints out loud ... I removed inspiration "-" The summer is over ... I changed, let's face it: you were never for me '- etc, etc, etc.
DISCLAIMER: try not to be very obvious or desperate, otherwise you will get the opposite effect.

2 - I went with friends and frequent places in advance and for obvious reasons, you know it also frequent. Without looking, or anything like that. Just enjoy the night and if by chance you see, you notice how sad you are ... ;)

3 - loud music, preferably with lots of battery, please note that your neighbors are happier than ever. CLARIFICATION (and advice) do so with a broom in hand and you see how clean your house in 2 hours.

4 - When you ask for it , simply said "" Who? Aaaaa if naaaaa _______ and was , follow different paths. It was for me the truth, not that I was doing with him all this time, the bench is now warming up to play the game; D "

5 - lived your new singleness as if not really interested in being single. As if he had not existed. As if the last day of your life ... and Next time, fijate best at what you choose, lest the same happen to you.

little inspiration, maybe after I have other and

add ... May they light the week ... Bye bye!

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